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Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.

Alternate poker rules. Your ace is no good here. We're chess pieces so nothing is better than a king.

'No can do! That's my Solitaire evening!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Expensive greeting cards.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

Eugene O'Neill.

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Golfers lost on the road

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

Eugene O'Neill

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

Putting it Mildly...

'He was wearing his heart on his sleeve.'

What really happens inside an automatic shuffler.

'Maybe you need to work on your poker face.'

Greetings!

Valentines for Things