Casino Connoisseur Gifts

Slot Machine Tree

"Today casino stocks dropped on news that what happened in Vegas was spotted in Atlantic city."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

What really happens inside an automatic shuffler.

'And should you Madam, choose to invest your money with us, I will immediately leave for Las Vegas.'

Organ Gambling

"I can't even deal."

The pit boss and the pendulum

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

'I'm not bothered by his virtual reality casino. It's the virtual ATM that makes me a little nervous.'

'So much for the wheel - Now to invent the CASINO!'

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

'A year ago my wife thought she'd found the perfect parking space--$80,000 in quarters later, she's still trying to leave.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Dog in casino.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Scarpia's Palace

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'