Cash Connoisseur Gifts

'He's from Goldman Sacks.'

The reception was held outdoors, next to an ATM, for the convenience of any guest who forgot to bring a gift.

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

Throwing money at something

'I told you we should have gone for the full service package.'

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

"Charles has a sixth sense - he can smell money."

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

"Mr. Simmons is in his happy place."

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

'Want it all' queue in a bank.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

The Personal ATM

'Your next customer seems pretty desperate. He's wearing sack cloth and ashes.'

'I win!!

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions. (Published previously on Nov. 15, 2004.)

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Moliere

Bleak House

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Charles Dickens.

Abandoned Euro symbol