Credit Connoisseur Gifts

Computer gives thumbs down to loan application.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'...good credit, no debt, steady job...hold on, what's this? A D- on Mrs. Thorp's third grade English assignment?!'

'I look forward to paying off all my debts, so I can incur new debts.'

'Well, I've just had a look at your loan application form, so if you'll just bear with me for a second, while I press this panic button.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Now can I use the credit card!!

Businessman has credit IV.

Agency Moody's comments

"We have everything an awesome credit rating allows one to buy."

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"Well I wanted to know who played the gorgeous trollop. . . I couldn't care less what's on next!"

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Reading my Critics

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

The Personal ATM

Expensive greeting cards.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

'Walk softly and carry a large credit line.'

S**t Threw a Goose

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

Dog Beginning For A Loan

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Barbed Pen