Credit Aficionado Gifts

"Your credit score is lower than your golf score, even with your handicap."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"What's a debenture?"

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

High security Santa's grotto

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Stock market investment advice

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

Economy.

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

Pulling The Economy Uphill