Accounts Aficionado Gifts

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

I don't know what it means, but a "thinking of you" card from the IRS can't be a good thing!

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"What's a debenture?"

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

Stock market investment advice

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

Sheep Ledger

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Economy.

"It seems to be right about this point that our company started going into free fall."

Pulling The Economy Uphill

'The rich get richer, but what do the poor get?'