Accountancy Aficionados Gifts

When Accountants Rake Leaves

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Sheep Ledger

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'This graph may need some explaining...'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

Accountant Bedtime Stories

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"I wrote a letter to the Wall Street Journal saying the term 'Bear Market' makes me look like a loser, but they didn't print it."

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

"Carpe De Revenue!"

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

'The numbers aren't working.'

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

"I'm a soul trader."

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

Advent Calender.

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

The boss and her baby

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'I used to chase cars. Now I chase yield.'

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

'Come quickly, sir! - Accounting is having an ennui attack!'