Accountancy Aficionados Gifts

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Sheep Ledger

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'This graph may need some explaining...'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

'The numbers aren't working.'

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

The boss and her baby

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

Advent Calender.

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

'I used to chase cars. Now I chase yield.'

Security/Savings

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"And what about last month, when I was UNDERdrawn?"