Accountancy Admirer Gifts

'But I don't want to build toys. I want to be an accountant!'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Sheep Ledger

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

IRS Audit Section

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

"I'm a soul trader."

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

'Come quickly, sir! - Accounting is having an ennui attack!'

'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'

Rhinestone Accountant

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

"Well, it's official. This household is definitely in a recession."

"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"

'It's a bet - If I don't take this next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.

"Oh boy, am I never glad to see you."

Home Business - Accounting Software.

'Have you got the accounts right yet?' - 'Yes, but I had to put in three mistakes to make them balance.'

Our Yuppie Dad

'Stocks today remained unchanged, on news the rich are getting richer, and the poor poorer, at approximately the same rate...'

When Accountants Rake Leaves

Attorneys in deep

"Oh, the doctor does keep up. He gets accounting magazines on the latest billing methods."

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."

'Tonight on the Gourmet Accountant - cooking the books.'

T-shirt slogan: 'I survived the audit.'

"And, who is this Alice Chalmers that you've started spending money on?"