Accountancy Admirer Pillows

'But I don't want to build toys. I want to be an accountant!'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Sheep Ledger

IRS Audit Section

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'Come quickly, sir! - Accounting is having an ennui attack!'

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

Rhinestone Accountant

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

"Well, it's official. This household is definitely in a recession."

"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"

'It's a bet - If I don't take this next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.

Home Business - Accounting Software.

'Have you got the accounts right yet?' - 'Yes, but I had to put in three mistakes to make them balance.'

Our Yuppie Dad

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."

Attorneys in deep

'Stocks today remained unchanged, on news the rich are getting richer, and the poor poorer, at approximately the same rate...'

"Oh, the doctor does keep up. He gets accounting magazines on the latest billing methods."

'Tonight on the Gourmet Accountant - cooking the books.'

T-shirt slogan: 'I survived the audit.'

"And, who is this Alice Chalmers that you've started spending money on?"

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"