Financial Analyst Admirer Pillows

"Well, it's official. This household is definitely in a recession."

Reading my Critics

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

'Why are you so bloody cheerful?'

Royal Mail Privatisation

'Crisis'

'Shouldn't we pull this corporation over and ask for directions.'

'Stocks today remained unchanged, on news the rich are getting richer, and the poor poorer, at approximately the same rate...'

'And the largest slice is mine.'

'In the eventuality of a double dip...'

'The Banks are keen to tap into your expertise.'

"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."

'What did you do - tell him the amount of his share of the national debt?'

'I couldn't afford the lavish lifestyle I was living. Coming to accept that was freeing, although, not as freeing as I had hoped.'

"It's been a nice evening out, Roland, but I wish we had met before the market downturn."

"Whew, I'm glad it's a jobless recovery."

"He has no problem crashing into a wall at 150 KPH, but when it comes to investing in crypto currencies. . ."

"I only swallowed a 10p piece. Why are you making me cough up £50?"

The wealthy are also struggling to make ends meet.

"There's an INDICATION that we MAY be looking at the POSSIBILITY of a POTENTIAL partial recovery over the SHORT or LONG term ...But I wouldn't want you to hold me to that!"

"The partners were thinking maybe stockbroker is not the right career for you."

'I now handle the ultimate collection account: Robinson Crusoe.'

Unemployment aids military recruitment.

Wall Street: Be Greedy/Be Fearful

'But I don't want to build toys. I want to be an accountant!'

Arld Hall: Bought Low, Sold High, Stayed, Diversified.

'Short straw tells the employees what we did to their pension funds...'

On the Gulf/on the Mainland.

'We going to move to a smaller base?'

'I encourage my mom to work. I enjoy being a two-income child.'