Creative Accounting Admirer Pillows

'I was an accountant, and they got me for thinking outside the books.'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Sheep Ledger

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

Accountant Bedtime Stories

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

"I'm a soul trader."

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'Come quickly, sir! - Accounting is having an ennui attack!'

'One day son, all of this will be yours.'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.

Home Business - Accounting Software.

Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

'Have you got the accounts right yet?' - 'Yes, but I had to put in three mistakes to make them balance.'

Right brain accounting.

Accountancy - 'plein air'

“I can’t disagree, your methods are very creative. But… have you any practical accounting experience?”

When Accountants Rake Leaves

"Oh, the doctor does keep up. He gets accounting magazines on the latest billing methods."

'So the cuts have started then?'

'Tonight on the Gourmet Accountant - cooking the books.'

T-shirt slogan: 'I survived the audit.'

The Frank Lloyd Wright desk

Accounting's poet laureate.

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

"Very impressive. I see you majored in accounting and minored in creative writing."

"Can't talk right now - we're in the middle of a fiction-writing workshop."

Extreme Accounting!