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'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

"Will you accept my master's card?"

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

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"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'I never leave home without my American Express card.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

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'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'How about a game of cards?'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

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'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

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'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

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'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'He outgrew his shoes on the way home from the shoe store.'

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

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We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

Putting it Mildly...