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George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

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"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

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'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

"What do you get indeed sir. Another day older and deeper in debt is what you get."

'Wilbur... did you really say you love me?'

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'I just know one of the kings brought gold, dear. I don't know if he bought it with his gold card.'

"You might try the Trout Almandine - it's just swimming in credit card debt."

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

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"Will this be cash or consumer debt?"

"Will you accept my master's card?"

"I just got a second notice on my credit card bill. But I never even got a first notice."

"So there I was at the back of the line waiting for my Covid short when I remembered 'Hey, I'm an American express cardmember!'"

"I've accessed the credit card again."

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

"I think I'm pre-approved for trouble!"

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

'You have been pre-approved for another credit card.'