Credit Card Devotees Gifts

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

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'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Modern Monster

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

"You might try the Trout Almandine - it's just swimming in credit card debt."

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

BUY NOW, PAY LATER THIS AFTERNOON Looks like inflation's picking up again.

'Wilbur... did you really say you love me?'

'I just know one of the kings brought gold, dear. I don't know if he bought it with his gold card.'

"What do you get indeed sir. Another day older and deeper in debt is what you get."

Come inside and let us consolidated all your nagging little debts into one overwhelming obligation!

"Will this be cash or consumer debt?"

"Will you accept my master's card?"

"So there I was at the back of the line waiting for my Covid short when I remembered 'Hey, I'm an American express cardmember!'"

"I think I'm pre-approved for trouble!"

'You have been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

Bees can't get onto the Nectar website.

"I've accessed the credit card again."

'I know money can't buy everything - that's what credit cards are for. . .'