Credit Card Skeptic Gifts

'You have been pre-approved for another credit card.'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

Euro fall...

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

Modern Monster

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

Your Flexible Fiend.

'My credit card number is none of their beeswax!'

'She just got her first credit card application in the mail.'

Christmas Joy, Peace and Goodwill.

'Wilbur... did you really say you love me?'

"You might try the Trout Almandine - it's just swimming in credit card debt."

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

BUY NOW, PAY LATER THIS AFTERNOON Looks like inflation's picking up again.

'You've got to help me, Doc -- My Diner's Club card is maxed out!'

The Euro? No, thank you!

'I just know one of the kings brought gold, dear. I don't know if he bought it with his gold card.'