Credit Card Philosopher Gifts

Christmas Joy, Peace and Goodwill.

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

Flat tax - equal burden?

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"Money is life's report card."

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

Money god

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Economic Downturns

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

Accountant Manqué

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

"I make money, therefore I am."