Credit Card Commentator Gifts

We know everything you buy, where you buy it, and how often you buy it. We canceled your credit card because, frankly, you bore us.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

'I think we've done enough to help the economy now.'

Modern Monster

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

"I won't know if it's a vacation till I see if they accept my miles."

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

Finally Debt Free

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

"The pound is reaching parity with Liz Truss."

Be nice to Erdogan

Your Flexible Fiend.

'My credit card number is none of their beeswax!'