Credit Card Commentator Gifts

We know everything you buy, where you buy it, and how often you buy it. We canceled your credit card because, frankly, you bore us.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

Bank. Take one $. I guess it is nice of the, but it doesn't do much for my confidence in the dollar.

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

'I think we've done enough to help the economy now.'

Modern Monster

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

"The pound is reaching parity with Liz Truss."

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

Be nice to Erdogan

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

"I won't know if it's a vacation till I see if they accept my miles."

Finally Debt Free

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