Credit Commentator Gifts

China tells US to get over it's addiction to credit

'No, I wouldn't say I had a fixed income. In fact, I'd say it's very much in need of repair!'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

The Shrinking Dollar.

Ukraine Crisis

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Chinese stock market

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Spanish bank needs propping up.

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

The bailout.

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

World Financial Mafia

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

Unconditional Surrender

Trickledown economics

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Euro fall...

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

Bank of Cyprus-sia

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.

Bureau of Inflation.

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

Agency Moody's comments

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

Rebuilding the Economy.

The euro currency is a bomb.