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Credit Culture Critic Gifts
Looking for a clever gift for the credit culture critic in your life? Our selection features witty designs that celebrate their sharp wit and critical eye on financial trends, perfect for mugs, tees, pillows, and prints. Show appreciation for their unique perspective with a fun and thought-provoking gift that inspires and entertains.
"Looks like we found the issue."
'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"This position has become very important to the company."
'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'
"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."
'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'
Spot the difference.
"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."
'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'
"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."
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"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."
Lethal Presentation
"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"
'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'
Satya Nutella
'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'
"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."
"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."
"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."
"The announcement of the changes really went well."
'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'
'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'
'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'
"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"
"It's o.k., come on out."
Made in China
"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."
Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."
'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'
'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'
'Before we starnt, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'
'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'
Credit Culture Critic Gifts Collection
Credit Culture Critic Mugs
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Credit Culture Critic Prints
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