"My religion? I'm a consumerist, first reformed midwest synod. We pray facing the Mall of America."
Consumer Culture Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for your consumer culture critic? Discover a range of playful and thought-provoking items designed to challenge the status quo. Whether they’re into witty slogans or artistic statements, you'll find products that entertain, inspire, and make a smart statement about modern consumerism.
'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'
"Thanks for showing me how to grow food, but I really wanted to know where to find the best sales."
Unbottled water is for sale next to bottled water in supermarket aisle.
Starbucks on the Moon
'Everything is so commercialized these days.'
Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda
'Well, of course you're having an identity crisis - your T-shirt has no logo.'
"What do you suggest for a man who has everything and intends to keep it?"
Too Much Plastic.
"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."
"Can you describe how you were feeling at the time?"
"13,457 Playstations, 234,987 copies of Fifa 2021 and a full tank of unleaded."
Son of Howl
Buyer's Remorse Support Group.
'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'
"If you like what I had to say, be sure to go online and buy some of my merch."
"excuse me...what town am i in..?"
Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...
Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.
Sheep Supermarket
At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!
"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."
Bottled Rage Now Available In Cans
The world being eaten by a greedy purse.
STRIP "WOW! The new Turbo G.T. Side impact bars, variable thrust, metallic paint, alloy wheels..."
I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.
Best Sellers.
Buy.
Sign reads 'Site Acquired For 1000 New Tescos'.
It was on sale
Mall Talk
Not the target demographic
"Now I'm going to show you something that's in bad taste, so you'll know what bad taste is."
Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".
Consumer Culture Critic Gifts Collection
Consumer Culture Critic Mugs
Explore our mug collection for consumer culture critics—witty, sharp, and perfect for everyday reflection.
Consumer Culture Critic Pillows
Check out our pillows for those who love a humorous take on consumer habits—sit back, relax, and ponder.
Consumer Culture Critic Prints
Discover prints that challenge and entertain—ideal for transforming your space into a hub of thoughtful critique.
Consumer Culture Critic T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts designed for critics of consumer culture—wear your critique with pride and wit.