'Something is missing.'
Consumer Culture Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the fun and irony of consumer culture? Our collection features humorous and thought-provoking products perfect for anyone who enjoys the buzz of shopping, the chaos of checkout lines, or the art of modern consumption. Whether for a shopaholic, a trend enthusiast, or someone fascinated by the consumerist lifestyle, these clever designs make a statement. Show them you get their obsession with our witty, professionally drawn products on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the full spectrum of consumer habits.
Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.
Consumer Alert
"My religion? I'm a consumerist, first reformed midwest synod. We pray facing the Mall of America."
'You've got more than one loyalty card? That's despicable.'
"It's this amazing new thing that I'm never going to use."
"Power! Power!"
"Say, buddy, how about a 30 day trial membership before I actually commit?"
'If it's made in the USA, it's an antique.'
Dysfunctional family size products
'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'
"It was basically $10,000 per cup holder."
'Let us give thanks - I see a great nation - roads and shops everywhere...'
"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."
"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."
'I want my money back -- I'm still a wuss.'
Very little fan fair.
"As a protest against the tyranny of technology, I refuse to upgrade my phone."
'Lifestyle fads come and go, so it's nice that conspicuous consumption remains a constant.'
"Tomorrow’s out – Dad wants to spend some quality money with me."
"Relax! It's NOT a heart attack! The owner's manual says to expect intense panic during the unpacking stage, as you wonder how in the world you're going to pay for yet another totally impulsive purchase. It should pass in a day or so!"
"I can't go in there? Do you know what people say about that place? It's scary! It's crowded! We're so vulnerable!"
A store shelf spells out 'BUY'.
The Magi: Christmas, 1993
"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"
"I wonder what this was for."
Best Sellers.
"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."
For the new gardener.
'You'll never be lonely in a consumer culture - you're always someone's target market.'
'Is this a protest or advertising campaign'
Corporate Coffee Co.
'Ever feel like the screens get bigger but the entertainment doesn't?'
'I had a Near-Death experience and all I got was this T-shirt.'
"I'm thinking of becoming a personal shopper." "What's that?" "It's where you buy things for people who are too busy to go shopping themselves." "I mean, I love to shop. I love it more than almost anything." "They say if you love your work, you never 'work' a day in your life." "To each his own, I guess." "I love everything about shopping. From the seductive 'OPEN' sign, to the supple checkout lines."
Consumer Culture Gifts Collection
Consumer Culture Mugs
Discover our full range of consumer culture mugs and find the perfect humorous gift that keeps their daily coffee break fun and fashionable.
Consumer Culture Pillows
Explore our selection of consumer culture pillows—ideal for adding personality and humor to any living space.
Consumer Culture Prints
Browse our engaging consumer culture prints—transform their walls with a clever, stylish tribute to modern consumption.
Consumer Culture T-Shirts
Looking for more? Check out our consumer culture t-shirts—witty designs that make a bold statement about modern shopping habits.