Cash Commentator Gifts

'See, Robert, the kids do look up to you for something!'

Twins with bag of money

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

The Shrinking Dollar.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

"Today the market closed at exactly the right price, and all buyers and sellers were very happy."

We're changing from 'tried and true' to 'fly by the seat of our pants'. So, I'm afraid you're out, Tom !

Bureau of Inflation.

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

Rebuilding the Economy.

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

Poor man and rich man

"The filthy rich"

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

When Governments Bail Out the Sub-Prime Banks.