Wealth Commentator Gifts

"You can't argue with success."

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

"Being rich is not what it's all about..."

Life styles of the rich and guilty.

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

'There is some rich guy trying to get in...what's our policy these days...'

Please drive slowly through our village - you'll see we all have much better cars than yours.

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

"We've identified our target demographic."

Spot the difference.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

The Shrinking Dollar.

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

Oil in Nigeria.

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

Rebuilding the Economy.

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

"We will create 12,000 new jobs...but we only need 4,000 new employees because on these salaries they'll need three jobs each to make a living!"

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.

Bureau of Inflation.

"I'm the writer-in-residence."

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."