Economics Commentator Gifts

'I was replaced at work by some guy who smuggled himself in on a banana boat,'

Spot the difference.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

The Shrinking Dollar.

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

Davos.

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

'The Final Merger'

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

Rebuilding the Economy.

Electricity Bills

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

"We will create 12,000 new jobs...but we only need 4,000 new employees because on these salaries they'll need three jobs each to make a living!"

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.

Foxconn: Outsourcer Outsources Outsourced...What?

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

Bureau of Inflation.

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

"I'm the writer-in-residence."

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)

" ... and markets closed lower today on news that markets would close lower today."

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."