Economic Commentator Gifts

"I can't speak for everyone in the top one percent, but I'm fine."

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."

"At this point, I'm just happy to still have a job."

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

"Sure we have mortgage money. It's just that you can't have any."

Blame it on the poor.

Using mirrors to make up for the staff shortage.

'Micro payment? I've been on micro payment for years!'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'We're prepared to give you a loan but you will have to beg.'

CEO Robin Hood.

'I've put the business up for sale.'

Trick or trick.

"We're a failing school so you'll fit in perfectly."

'Due to the economy, the Christmas parade's been cancelled so we're going downtown to watch the unemployment line.'

"From now on get the five-hundreds only, son. The hundreds don't burn well enough!"

'Unfortunately, since the credit crunch, people are lucky to afford flip-flops.'

'I'm woried about one minority group becoming extinct - billionaires.'

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

Sign says: 'Please Help. Downshifting'

"It's the final demand for our defence bill."

Biden Takes a Plunge

"The filthy rich"

"Margaret! That damn shrinkflatered my candy bar!"

"We could cut down a bit on our shoplifting."

"Have you heard about the UK's rate of growth?"

Small Cash Infusion

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Beaten by Banksters

Burn It Down

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

"Foreclosure"

"O.K. guys, now lets go and earn that four hundred times our workers' salaries."

Water rat protesting

"Recipes for disaster: Book 1, tariffs."