Economy Pundits Gifts

I know it's unfashionable to say this...but money actually makes me very happy.

'The economy isn't something you can jump-start literally.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

The Shrinking Dollar.

Why markets crash.

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

Davos.

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'The Final Merger'

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Rebuilding the Economy.

Foxconn: Outsourcer Outsources Outsourced...What?

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

Bureau of Inflation.

" ... and markets closed lower today on news that markets would close lower today."

Electricity Bills

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

"Goodbye cruel world."

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

'What! Nobody thought to bring a paddle?'