Economic Pundit Gifts

"I told you the Fed should have tightened."

'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.'

'I'd like one of those loans I won't have to pay back.'

"That money we withdrew from our account - the bank wants to borrow it back."

"I see sustained economic growth. You see prolonged downturn. Same old, same old."

'Forget about it. What's to say that Frobisher's apples are any better than the hedge fund he used to run?'

Investments.

'Eddie, I recommend you buy 'large company' stocks. They could be bankrupt for years, and nobody would every know.'

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

'I think we've done enough to help the economy now.'

'There's nothing wrong with capitalism that a government subsidy can't fix.'

'It's good to see more police on the street.'

"Up, down, up, down - I'm losing interest!"

Income Tax Hikes

'Business' running away from huge 'Health care reform' needle wielded by a doctor

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

Only 93 shopping days 'til the next depression

Homeless drifter wants his identity stolen.

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

"Oh look! A new department store in the High Street."

social media trending news.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Wall Street is in for the Euro wrecking ball.

Frugal in Recession

'The experts have decided that Keynesian economics isn't so bad after all.... when you compare it to Kenyan economics.'

"Here's help..."

"As far as I know, mine is the only job he's created."

Major Wall Street players.

'It says here President Obama calls the unemployment rate sobering. 'That's funny, it makes me want to drink.'

"This place looks a bit run down."

Trickle-down - Fantasy vs. Reality

'I'm the tree surgeon. I've come to prune his magic money tree.'

"In these economically straitened times, old-fashioned family values become so important. Welcome to the firm, son."

"It's an infomercial in support of 'free trade' - so that cheap Chinese goods and expensive U.S. goods can complete on the open market."

"And did we manage to jump start the economy today, Honey?"