Economic Pundit Fan Gifts

'He prefers smoking cash to injecting it.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Annual profits,

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

G7 Summit Concern

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

The Greek Trampoline

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"I don't like the look of this."

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Out.

Chinese stock market

'Crisis'

U.S. Credit Rating