Financial Pundit Fan Gifts

Freddy Mac and Fannie Mae.

'Now that I have your attention...'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Loan Alley

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

Jumping Wall Street.

Greek Crisis

Davos.

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'In today's market news, losers outnumbered those who were wiped out.'

"Right now I'm mostly in cash."

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

Golden bubbles

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

Euro fall...

Liquidity Lunch

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

Foxconn: Outsourcer Outsources Outsourced...What?

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

Black hole-in-the-wall at Jodrell Bank