Financial Punditry Enthusiast Gifts

'Dang! You still in there? I woulda tho't you woulda got y'self out by now. Will let me know if you need any help with anythin'...'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

Davos.

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"Right now I'm mostly in cash."

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

Liquidity Lunch

Euro fall...

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic

Foxconn: Outsourcer Outsources Outsourced...What?

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

The Bullish World

" ... and markets closed lower today on news that markets would close lower today."

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

'What! Nobody thought to bring a paddle?'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'That's the trouble with theae Chinese stocks -- an hour later you want to invest again.'

I might have granted your loan request, if it wasn't written on a beer mat.

"Willis has kindly agreed to sum up our current financial position."

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

Major Wall Street players.