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'Dang! You still in there? I woulda tho't you woulda got y'self out by now. Will let me know if you need any help with anythin'...'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

Davos.

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"Right now I'm mostly in cash."

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

Liquidity Lunch

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

Euro fall...

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic

The Bullish World

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'That's the trouble with theae Chinese stocks -- an hour later you want to invest again.'

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

"Willis has kindly agreed to sum up our current financial position."

I might have granted your loan request, if it wasn't written on a beer mat.

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

Major Wall Street players.