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"My report is on money."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

Liquidity Lunch

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

I might have granted your loan request, if it wasn't written on a beer mat.

"Willis has kindly agreed to sum up our current financial position."

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

Art Show - I like this one, it's called 'FT up 90'.

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

Financial Bailout Required.

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

'The Dollar is down, so he's worshipping the Euro.'

Bank of England Base Rates.

Euro crisis.

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

'Then the king rewrote the tax code so everyone could understand it, and all the CPAs went out of business.'

Monday is 'Casino Night'.

"Nothing puts me in the holiday spirit like a bailout."

How the mysterious global economy works: Somewhere in Singapore, a tiny butterfly flaps its wings, and within minutes, the repercussions are felt halfway around the world.

'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

'I wish European economies were less shaky!'

"Speculators found it was a bear market so they decided to hibernate."

"You never express your emotions. You're very blank."

Credit Crunch Man.

No recession: 'It's the worst boom year we've had in years'