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It's the economy stupid...I'm with stupid.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

G7 Summit Concern

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

The Shrinking Dollar.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

The Greek Trampoline

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.