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It's the economy stupid...I'm with stupid.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Annual profits,

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

G7 Summit Concern

The Shrinking Dollar.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

The Greek Trampoline

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."