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"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"And this is where we adjust the interest rate."

Card section: Condolence (real estate).

Three steps to turn around the economy.

ECB Core Business

Business of Finger-pointing

'I'm looking for a career in something that will make me first in line for a government bailout if I mess up.'

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

'We've got 9 seconds. Explain your life's research on the business cycle and how it applies to the current economy.'

'If you found money in the street, would you keep it?'

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

'Our economic forecasts are based on a complicated mathematical formula.' (Hope/Experience).

"I'm afraid the news isn't good. Word has it that consumers are starting to find out what actually matters."

"Look, all I'm asking is that we let market forces bring a greater degree of efficiency into our marriage."

'The rich are getting richer, the poor poorer. A raise in your salary would mess things up, Sims!'

Sacrifices.

'Just a slight downturn, but nothing to worry about.'

'You're not allergic to moulds or pollen, but you are interest-rate sensitive.'

The Fed's Next Interest Rate Hike Is Near!

"I've discovered a great way to diet...I just look at the price of food and I lose my appetite!"

'I'm just trying to keep up with inflation, Sir.'

The Economic Forecast - Doom and Gloom

European Commission bulldozing through Hedge fund maze

'In a dramatic reversal, economists now believe that leading economic indicators are now lagging economic indicators.'

'I couldn't help but notice that your condition fluctuates according to the bond market.'

Passing the pension time bomb.

"Before you predicted economic trends, what did you do?"

"There is no recession...we're just in a bit of a downturn..."

Ran out of money.

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

Economic analysis...

"We'll be too big to fail!"

"Insufficient funds? Me or the bank?"