Economical Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Al, I haven't seen you for ages! -- Where have you been?', 'Living within my income.'

"i used to bite my fingernails but now I eat them."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Man asking for payment of debts

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Annual profits,

Will work for ETFs

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Watering Money

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

G7 Summit Concern

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

European currency on the edge.

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'