Financial Pundit Fan Prints

Freddy Mac and Fannie Mae.

'Now that I have your attention...'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Loan Alley

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

Jumping Wall Street.

Davos.

Greek Crisis

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

'In today's market news, losers outnumbered those who were wiped out.'

Golden bubbles

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

"Right now I'm mostly in cash."

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

Euro fall...

Liquidity Lunch

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'