Economic Pundit Fan Pillows

'He prefers smoking cash to injecting it.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

G7 Summit Concern

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

The Greek Trampoline

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

Chinese stock market

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

Out.

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"I don't like the look of this."

'Crisis'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

U.S. Credit Rating