Economic Commentators Gifts

Banksters privatize the profits and socialize the losses

Cash Poor

'Have you been a good boy?'

White collar crime - tax dodging.

Banker's Bonuses for the Destruction of Industry

'One thing about chronic unemployment -- it's recession-proof.'

'Greenspan was back for a guest appearance. He didn't say it's gonna be a bear market. He said it's a beware market!'

'Times are tough, man. I lost my job, my house, and the state took away my kids. Hey, have you seen the size of my new television, though?'

Spot the difference.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

The Shrinking Dollar.

Why markets crash.

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

Republican politics!

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

'The Final Merger'

Capitalism gone nuts!

If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.

Too big to fail

'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'

Wall Street In Jail

"We will create 12,000 new jobs...but we only need 4,000 new employees because on these salaries they'll need three jobs each to make a living!"

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

Rebuilding the Economy.

Dollars Press Conference

Bureau of Inflation.