Economic Commentators Gifts

Banksters privatize the profits and socialize the losses

Cash Poor

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Armstrong, you have been a terrible Scrooge and it has hurt many lives. Look: May I have my first cost of living wage increase in a decade? Next decade. Despair. I can't afford to upgrade my iPhone. Mistake. Who cued up the tale of Tiny Rudy?! Show me more despair.

'Have you been a good boy?'

White collar crime - tax dodging.

Banker's Bonuses for the Destruction of Industry

'One thing about chronic unemployment -- it's recession-proof.'

'Greenspan was back for a guest appearance. He didn't say it's gonna be a bear market. He said it's a beware market!'

'Times are tough, man. I lost my job, my house, and the state took away my kids. Hey, have you seen the size of my new television, though?'

Spot the difference.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

The Shrinking Dollar.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Why markets crash.

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

Republican politics!

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

'The Final Merger'

Capitalism gone nuts!

Dollars Press Conference

Rebuilding the Economy.

Too big to fail

Bureau of Inflation.

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'

Capitalism

"I'm the writer-in-residence."