Socioeconomic Commentators Gifts

The New Class War

Spot the difference.

The Shrinking Dollar.

The Greek Trampoline

Same Sex Marriages.

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Neversource"

National Living Wage from April 1st.

Why Superman flies himself

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'

"Today the market closed at exactly the right price, and all buyers and sellers were very happy."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

"N.H.S. Direct has been forced to close another two web pages due to cuts."

NHS Stabbing Ward

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"