Socioeconomic Commentary Gifts

'Looks like I didn't make the Forbes' billionaire list -- want me to check for your name?'

Spot the difference.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

The Shrinking Dollar.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Biological Alarm Clock.

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'

"Today the market closed at exactly the right price, and all buyers and sellers were very happy."

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

"The only thing missing is Joe Buck."

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Virginia Foxx Caricature

Bureau of Inflation.

"We will create 12,000 new jobs...but we only need 4,000 new employees because on these salaries they'll need three jobs each to make a living!"

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

We're changing from 'tried and true' to 'fly by the seat of our pants'. So, I'm afraid you're out, Tom !

"I'm the writer-in-residence."

Rebuilding the Economy.

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'