Socioeconomic Commentary Pillows

Spot the difference.

The Shrinking Dollar.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

Biological Alarm Clock.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'

"Today the market closed at exactly the right price, and all buyers and sellers were very happy."

"We will create 12,000 new jobs...but we only need 4,000 new employees because on these salaries they'll need three jobs each to make a living!"

"I'm the writer-in-residence."

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

Bureau of Inflation.

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

Rebuilding the Economy.

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Virginia Foxx Caricature

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'