Economic Commentary Pillows

"Since it cost as much as our house, can we take out a mortgage instead of a loan?"

"Can I take out a loan for an ice cream cone?"

'My god! It's Fradon, Burns, Marcus, Busino and Fuller!'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

The Shrinking Dollar.

Laughingstock

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Will rule with iron fist for food.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"Destroyers"

HS2

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'The Final Merger'

Peace bomb.

President Grant denies Ambitions for 3rd Term- A 'Blighting Effect' on Newspaper Editors

Bureau of Inflation.

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

Rebuilding the Economy.