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HS2 rampage...

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Reagacentennial

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Laughingstock

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

The Shrinking Dollar.

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

Will rule with iron fist for food.

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

HS2

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

If you don't give me a free hot chocolate, you're probably not a patriot. #$%* Fox News.

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"Destroyers"

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'