Global Business Commentator Pillows

Yes, he LOOKS like a CEO, but he's a knockoff we bought from the Chinese.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

The Shrinking Dollar.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

Davos.

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

For sale

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

Bureau of Inflation.

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

"Your transfer comes with a bonus - 40 acres and a mule."

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

Suggestion Box.

Rebuilding the Economy.