Global Business Commentator Gifts

Yes, he LOOKS like a CEO, but he's a knockoff we bought from the Chinese.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

The Shrinking Dollar.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

Davos.

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

For sale

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"Your transfer comes with a bonus - 40 acres and a mule."

Bureau of Inflation.

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

Suggestion Box.

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

Rebuilding the Economy.

Foxconn: Outsourcer Outsources Outsourced...What?