Big Business Commentator Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the sharp wit of a big business commentator? Our curated selection of amusing and insightful products is ideal for anyone who loves to dissect and comment on corporate culture, management, and economics. Whether for a seasoned pundit or an enthusiastic enthusiast, these items will bring a smile and spark conversation. Perfect for decorating their workspace or adding a touch of humor to their surroundings.

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Gigantic Oil Co - Raking it in at your Expense since 1950.

Gigantic Oil Co - Raking it in at your Expense since 1950. mockup

Gigantic Oil Co - Raking it in at your Expense since 1950.

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'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.' mockup

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

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"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

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The Shrinking Dollar.

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'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.' mockup

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

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"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT." mockup

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

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'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

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"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..." mockup

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

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'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...' mockup

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

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'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?' mockup

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

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"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook." mockup

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

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'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.' mockup

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

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'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?' mockup

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

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Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts. mockup

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

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'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.' mockup

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

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"The boss spent the day bouncing ideas off me!"

"The boss spent the day bouncing ideas off me!" mockup

"The boss spent the day bouncing ideas off me!"

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"But they told me I was too big to fail."

"But they told me I was too big to fail." mockup

"But they told me I was too big to fail."

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"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change." mockup

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

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"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!" mockup

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

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"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with." mockup

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

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'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'

'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.' mockup

'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'

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'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....' mockup

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

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'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.' mockup

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

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Suggestion Box.

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"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?" mockup

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

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'These are our projected profits as capitalism self-destructs.'

'These are our projected profits as capitalism self-destructs.' mockup

'These are our projected profits as capitalism self-destructs.'

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'I like the jib of their cuts.'

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"Your transfer comes with a bonus - 40 acres and a mule."

"Your transfer comes with a bonus - 40 acres and a mule." mockup

"Your transfer comes with a bonus - 40 acres and a mule."

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Bureau of Inflation.

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Rebuilding the Economy.

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'A lackluster style got me to where I am, and a lackluster style is going to keep me here.'

'A lackluster style got me to where I am, and a lackluster style is going to keep me here.' mockup

'A lackluster style got me to where I am, and a lackluster style is going to keep me here.'

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'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.' mockup

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

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There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!' mockup

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

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"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs." mockup

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

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Big Business Commentator Gifts Collection

Big Business Commentator Mugs

Love witty office accessories? Discover our collection of mugs perfect for the big business commentator’s coffee mug collection.

Big Business Commentator Pillows

Add humor and personality to any space with our fun pillows, ideal for big business buffs.

Big Business Commentator Prints

Browse our selection of prints that make a statement—perfect for the office or home for any business commentator.

Big Business Commentator T-Shirts

Looking for stylish, witty attire? Check out our t-shirts designed for the big business commentary enthusiast.