Big Business Commentator Pillows

Gigantic Oil Co - Raking it in at your Expense since 1950.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

The Shrinking Dollar.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"The boss spent the day bouncing ideas off me!"

"But they told me I was too big to fail."

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

Suggestion Box.

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

'These are our projected profits as capitalism self-destructs.'

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

"Your transfer comes with a bonus - 40 acres and a mule."

Bureau of Inflation.

Rebuilding the Economy.

'A lackluster style got me to where I am, and a lackluster style is going to keep me here.'

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."