Big Business Satirist Gifts

If you’re searching for a gift that pokes fun at corporate life and celebrates sharp wit, our collection tailored for big business satirists has everything you need. From tongue-in-cheek mugs to funny prints, these items are ideal for anyone who enjoys satire and clever commentary on corporate culture. Whether it’s for a colleague, friend, or yourself, find a gift that will get a chuckle and nod of recognition.

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"But they told me I was too big to fail."

"But they told me I was too big to fail." mockup

"But they told me I was too big to fail."

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"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words." mockup

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

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"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?" mockup

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

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"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency." mockup

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

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'The check is in the email attachment.' mockup

'The check is in the email attachment.'

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'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.' mockup

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

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'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.' mockup

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

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'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.' mockup

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

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"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement." mockup

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

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"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist." mockup

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

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"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two." mockup

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

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'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.' mockup

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

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'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...? mockup

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

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'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.' mockup

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.' mockup

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

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"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'." mockup

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

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Boss's Desk Says No!

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'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.' mockup

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

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"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!" mockup

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

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'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.' mockup

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

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Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss. mockup

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

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'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.' mockup

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

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"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite." mockup

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

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Lethal Presentation

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"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here." mockup

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

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"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits." mockup

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

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"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma mockup

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

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'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?' mockup

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

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'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.' mockup

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

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"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"There are no big jobs, only small machines." mockup

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

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'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.' mockup

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

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Another day at work would be one too many...

Another day at work would be one too many... mockup

Another day at work would be one too many...

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Born In Captivity.

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"We have an acronym!"

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Big Business Satirist Gifts Collection

Big Business Satirist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the big business satirist. Find humorous designs that make every coffee break a moment of laughter.

Big Business Satirist Pillows

Liven up any space with satirical pillows featuring humorous takes on corporate life. Great for giving a playful touch to any room.

Big Business Satirist Prints

Browse our satirical prints that poke fun at the corporate world, great for adding humor and personality to your office or home decor.

Big Business Satirist T-Shirts

Discover our range of witty t-shirts that celebrate business satire. Ideal for making a bold, humorous statement at work or out with friends.