Commentary Pillows

"Don't wake him, he's listening to the cricket."

'Fantastic! Stupendous! Masterly! Mind blowing! Polished! Unbeatable! Amazing! Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Football Commentator.

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

'This one is for helping win the T.V. ratings wars with my expert military commentry.'

'Bad things happened to good people today -- film at eleven.'

In case of emergency: A panel of pundits.

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

'Peel is scratching himself.' - *share* - 'Ahhh!' - *like* - 'You like this.'

Ann Coulter starts her day...

Nanny state gone mad: 'It's not big and it's not clever.'

Happy Easter

RIP Richie

"Why didn't you just TASE him?!!!"

"In the old days, politicians didn't get away with 'Executive time'. People just called them lazy no good bums!"

"Dad won't let me play video games because they promote violence...so he's letting me play with his assault rifle collection!"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

QANON PROUD BOY

"Eh? What? Eh? I'm sorry, I dozed off during all that cross-field and back passing."

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

Lefty Grange, Color commentator.

Destinations

"I don't think this is a diner about being a diner. I think this is just a diner."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Rest in hate

Likes, Comments, Shares Landfill

Hot takes

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Virginia Foxx Caricature

"George we don't have an opposing point of view!"

'Do you think there's still a culture of sexism in the city?'

Eyeglasses follow a woman down the street.

Score analogy for drunk commentator, "Lionel is 6 not out."

"That got very big on him."