Commentary Gifts

"Don't wake him, he's listening to the cricket."

'Fantastic! Stupendous! Masterly! Mind blowing! Polished! Unbeatable! Amazing! Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Football Commentator.

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

'This one is for helping win the T.V. ratings wars with my expert military commentry.'

'Good point, but I still say Capello's uncompromising approach will lift the squad out of the McClaren era...'

'Bad things happened to good people today -- film at eleven.'

In case of emergency: A panel of pundits.

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

'Peel is scratching himself.' - *share* - 'Ahhh!' - *like* - 'You like this.'

Ann Coulter starts her day...

Nanny state gone mad: 'It's not big and it's not clever.'

Happy Easter

RIP Richie

"Why didn't you just TASE him?!!!"

Mick McCarthy

"In the old days, politicians didn't get away with 'Executive time'. People just called them lazy no good bums!"

"Dad won't let me play video games because they promote violence...so he's letting me play with his assault rifle collection!"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

QANON PROUD BOY

"Eh? What? Eh? I'm sorry, I dozed off during all that cross-field and back passing."

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

Lefty Grange, Color commentator.

Destinations

"I don't think this is a diner about being a diner. I think this is just a diner."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"The only thing missing is Joe Buck."

Rest in hate

Likes, Comments, Shares Landfill

Hot takes

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

Virginia Foxx Caricature

"George we don't have an opposing point of view!"