Critic Commentator Gifts

This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? Movie critics. "Batman V Superman" was a good film. But the critics tore it apart. A lot of the criticism was petty. Like this one critic who said "Henry Cavill is the sexiest log to ever star in a movie. And Zack Snyder isn't fit to direct traffic." Hey ... I call it like I see it. Did you see it? That's beside the point.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

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Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Welcome to the future"

"Nation-building never works."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Reading my Critics

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

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Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Trump Poutine

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Trump secret police

Laughingstock

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Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

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"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

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"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

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